have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

dontnuts:

if you have an outie belly button im sorry

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

pizza:

katherlne:

can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho

yeah wtf how annoying is it

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

oh…

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25