tinychatter: “honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
dorkstrider: dorkstrider: what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
breadstiks: it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
thepoopqueen: thegodamill: Dictionary definition of rape: forced sexual contact Feminist definition of rape: accidental eye contact
tupacabra: i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
the-whale-incident: there’s a hot orgy on my dash and u just got an invitation
thatfunnyblog: this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying
dan-will-make-you-howell: do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin
gooutfighting: if tumblr gave me food, a girlfriend and did my homework life would be complete
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
supcharlie: do you ever feel
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
menstruate: red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
Which baby are you?
psych-facts: JANUARY BABY Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality....
mishaoverlord: ex-cuse-u: i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are...
familyfriendlyurl: when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
android18: meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
vanillaspanks: Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like